rags to riches - the dream of every West Allisonian? West Allisite? It may also explain the curious phenomenon of low per capita income and large GOP voting base in the city.
Titles used: "A Leeson in Being me" / So Sue Me
from Existallis II
BRIAN
Like if a drunk guy in West Allis crashes his Firebird into a tree and no one is around, does it make a sound?
ALEX
I think there’s always someone creeping around in West Allis.
BRIAN
I suppose you’re right. Why is there a chocolate taste in this porter? I just want a porter that tastes like porter.
ALEX
Yeah, I think that’s what we’re all after. Maybe that’s how we market our stories. “When you want a beer that tastes like beer, it’s in West Allis.”
BRIAN
But we’re in West Allis, and my porter has hints of chocolate and coffee.
ALEX
I guess everything changes.
BRIAN
And nothing is as it seems. Like this conversation. It’s not anything like our last meeting about the book.
ALEX
That’s for sure. We talked more about relationship issues and your relocation away from the Milwaukee area. I don’t know if we mentioned the book at all.
BRIAN
That probably means we’re done....
